You're a bunch of idiots! This party is going to blow Christmas out of the water. They'll definitely want a piece of me now that I'm bigger than Jesus. Guest stars for the season include , , , , , , , , and. The only person who can stop Shmanta is Santa, and he's not coming back. You know where the real Santa is? Kromě něj, manželky Francine a jeho dvou dětí jsou však stálými členy rodiny také mimozemšťan Roger a německy mluvící zlatá rybka Klaus. Meanwhile, Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping so he can take revenge. I go by Shmanta because I celebrate Hanukkah now.
Welcome to the South Pole. Just doing a practice run because I'm Santa now. Snot said Christmas was hard for him. Maybe Santa just needs his suit back. Pardon my loud hand talking, but I'm Jewish now, and I'm hearing you're not willing to give up Christmas based on what I'm doing? And from Shmanta's home to yours, I say, oy, oy, oy, happy Hanukkah. It's just that the whole point of Hanukkah is Me dropping the bomb about our surprise musical guest? Why didn't you let them in? Obsah Další animovaný seriál Setha MacFarlanea, tvůrce kultovního seriálu Family Guy. See that Christmas tree All those kids in line All we see is red and green And a few ugly hate crimes Oh, jingle bells, here me yell Jewish gifts are dumb What's in the box? I just came up with an awesome new dance.
Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh Hey! Sometimes we play dreidel or eat latkes, and sometimes we don't, and just go to bed. Hanukkah has always been second fiddle to Christmas. We just came for your suit. I'm going to the South Pole. Last but not least, Klaus, the Smith's wisecracking talking fish well, after he was removed from his body who is secretly in love with Francine.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage a Jewish music legend, Enrique Iglesias! Now get your reindeer to fly us out of here. That's one more than Christmas. We got the Manischewitz open bar, there. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I don't know how to play Putzes, futzes, schmutzes All are Jewish words Schwimmer, Sandler, Spielberg All are Jewish nerds So why do you need Christmas When you have Hanukkah? Sometimes we forget Roger is a straight-up monster. Look at his dumb suit. Make them look like saw blades.
Now, are you guys ready for your Christmas present? Neither of us should suffer alone in this, the toughest of times. But it's cool that you have your own thing. How'd you have time to shop? I landed right in the oil. Opět sledujeme bláznivé osudy americké rodinky, která však v tomto případě není zrovna typická. Shmanta, the Smiths are at the door. I thought Santa was dead.
It's half twerking, half motorboating, 100% sexuality. Hanukkah is number one now! Chung's has a side business storing corpses they find in the mall? I just want my boring Hanukkah again. Where Where are you all going? Roger: Well, now you know how it feels. That's better than what other people in there. You got see me rock this dance. That and that I shoot lightning! On each night, we light a candle to symbolize how one night's supply of oil lasted eight nights. What the hell, I'm going to try it on.
Before I was abducted, I was just a college student trying to get my exercise science degree from the University of Miami. Put out some feelers to David. I'm going to get Santa's body from the North Pole. That's what I'm going to do. Oh, he has a disgusting point. Bells on bobtail ring Oh, my God.
I just wanted you to care about me. Speaking of announcements, I kissed a woman earlier and it wasn't weird. She speaks her own mind, and does things her own way. That was before they learned their lesson, which they clearly now learned. Let's just call a truce. Whoa, that was clo Aaaah! I came up with the idea myself. Who else has a surprise up their sleeve? Love the latke station over here.
Meanwhile, Roger becomes a stewardess who performs stand-up comedy, but he ends up getting upstaged by a prettier, funnier flight attendant. Do I just Do I just kiss you? During Hanukkah, you get eight days of presents instead of one. Um, do we not lock the door? Meanwhile, Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, and Steve ends up getting hazed by Klaus' old fraternity. I'm going to show everyone. Uh, excuse me, could you keep your voice down? Roger, we have nothing against Hanukkah, but we celebrate Christmas. Will you at least accept our parting Hanukkah gift? Jingle bells, jingle bells - Jingle all the way - Aaah! In the beginning, God created heaven and Earth. Meanwhile, Roger gets back at Steve and his friends for a lame prank by posing as an angry family man whose wife and kids fear him.
O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way The way! Meanwhile, Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with. And we got the kiddie pool full of oil for the Hanukkah hunks to wrestle in. You can bring the dead back to life? How are you pulling this off? I kind of miss Roger. Dad, you little party animal. I'm going to find someone who will appreciate me and my dance. Roger deals with your average alien emotions, and the fact that he is not allowed out in public, which causes him great distress. Meanwhile, Steve loses his sex drive after imagining the painting of Francine's genitals, and decides to dedicate his time into helping Klaus clean his fish bowl.